Last modified: 7:58 AM Saturday, 14 January 2017

One slight catch

Bravo to America’s enterprising right-wing journalists for unearthing this dastardly plot to return first Manhattan and then all of the continental United States to Native American control!

Barack Obama returns Manhattan

Barack Obama returns Manhattan.
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But they missed an important, if unwritten, clause in this conspiracy: As a crypto-Muslim Kenya-born honorary Crow, Barack Hussein Coughing Eagle Obama has confined eligibility for the return of Manhattan to those Native Americans who are prepared to celebrate their repossession of this vital borough in the Burlington Coat and Victory Mosque Factory.

Originally published as a review of a article on right-wing anti-Obama conspiracy claims.

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